“Ye lazy bastards, awaken and cleaneth this foul pit.” Craig’s booming call penetrated every corner of the flat.
Jason’s door cracked open, the pasty paper thin male slipped through, dazed and rubbing his eyes from sleep. “Good man, why doth thou bellow so at such an ungraceful hour?”
Craig’s massive arms reach out to Jason, his sausage roll fingers grasping the smaller man’s shoulders.
“We must clean this stinking den of filth and debauchery!”
“Calm my friend. [...more]

Clad only in his jockstrap, the Visitor God presented his self to the teams. A stunningly beautiful garment with leather straps and a silk laden codpiece embroidered with finely woven gold and purple thread. His Holy Insignia. He knew how to get the boys pumped for a game.
“You shall make no other Gods before the lightning flashes the sound of a trumpet.”
A stern warning. The captains pleaded with Him.
“How are we to earn [...more]

In her shack at the river’s edge, she called on the devil to make a pledge to give her soul at the gates of hell. In return the crack of a whip she would never feel. From that day, she became the Voodoo Queen spreading her evil as she deemed. A wench whose face with beauty was graced, but evil hide behind her eyes and words of kindness were only lies.
Her Master [...more]

In vain days, the Lord made Heaven and guiltless. Taketh his name on the seventh day, and keep it holy six days.
“The starting line sir.” A servant boy led his master to the line.
“Sir, my ass. You will refer to me as Savior! Got it?”
“Yes, si…Savior.”
“Good boy.”
Thirty runners lined up on the starting line. Some stretching, some doing calisthenics. Some bowing in name of the Lord.
Seventh Day is the Sabbath of the [...more]

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Option 1: The Stupid Death
For this you will be required to consume copious amounts of alcohol and greasy kebabs. Around 4 a.m. you will feel the urgent need to visit the bathroom. In a blurry haze you will do the biggest bog [...more]

Transcript of first recorded Interview:
As I said before, Captain wanted the squaddie most experienced with supe-suits to test the new ZX model, he said he’d rather watch the thing in action for his report which is why I was kited up in the new machine instead of him. It’s all in the on-board logs. If, of course, you can get anything out of them. I don’t care what the statistics say about torso [...more]

He glanced over at her, his life partner, her breath misting the biosphere that contained her, the sheen of precipitation dissipating from the crystalline structure as she inhaled again. He watched her breathe for several long moments, awed by her continued existence, before glancing out the portal to his left, the view slightly distorted by the curve of his own biosphere.
The planet hung against the scintillating carpet of space, its verdant blues swirled [...more]