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Detailed below are your choices. Management advises that though satisfaction is guaranteed, no refunds or exchanges may be made after purchase. Payment by cash or credit card only. Thank you.
Option 1: The Stupid Death
For this you will be required to consume copious amounts of alcohol and greasy kebabs. Around 4 a.m. you will feel the urgent need to visit the bathroom. In a blurry haze you will do the biggest bog [...more]